Penis

A body part that guys have that are usually very small. Only sometimes are they very, very large and girthy.

Guy 1: Hey how’s your penis today?
Guy 2: I’m experiencing CBT.

Guy 3: Did someone say penis?

by Ratman57 November 17, 2021

Peni

Noun. for more than 1 penis. obviously this is incredibly important and very crucial information.

“wow. i’m gonna get some peni tonight!”
“what?”
“peni.”
“more than one penis?”

“yea. like octopi. more than one octopus.”

by that1.J April 30, 2022

Prestige Penis

The long dick of influence whose mileage may vary. It presents itself as an opportunity to get fucked over or be wielded for your own benefit.

I submitted my research literature to a journal and paid thousands for the publishing. Hopefully the Prestige Penis won’t fuck me over and instead advance my academic standing.

by A Free Man February 17, 2022

who said penis

Who said penis is a game played by middle and high schoolers. You get a group of 2 or more people in a quiet classroom. You each take turns saying "penis", each time its said the next person has to said it louder. Eventually the teacher will turn and ask "Who said penis?". Last person to say it and get caught loses.

I've been playing who said penis instead of studying during detention.

by ChillPolecat83 December 23, 2019

penis spaceship

When one man decides to yell penis but they yell penis during the act of a large male orgy. (the men are large not the orgy) But when the man yells penis the first man to grab his cock and throw his phone at his balls wins penis spaceship.

I promise this widespread

Derick yells, "penis" (during the large male orgy)

Tod immediately grabs his friend's cock and promptly throws a cellular device at his genitals. Penis Spaceship

by Handout Man October 5, 2020

Penis

Uriah’s goes in and not out

Bob:Uriah has a small penis
Uriah:That’s true

by Jooshroom November 8, 2020

penis abomination

When your penis is just too hard to handle and is fucking bigger than the Eiffel Tower. It's like the twin towers combined only bigger. And you know I have a really big dick so I should stick my cockshlock in your coochieblanket.

Last night I had a penis abomination.

by Wetpussydestroyer June 27, 2014