Skinny penis

A very skinny penis often bad to stick in your vagina. It also makes you able to stick your penis into various objects.

Help me i have a skinny penis!
Can you stick inside my butt please?

by Idiotass March 05, 2017

Pickled penis

1,when a guy fucks a girl with an STD and his dick now smells like rotting pussy

2,when a guy has an STD and his dick just stinks or has that vinegary B.O. smell

Person 1, bro my dick smells so bad I hate it
Person 2, yeah bro I told you that hoe would give you a pickled penis, should of used a condom

by Thetallonewithlonghair August 09, 2023

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by peen1is January 07, 2024

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

Jacks penis

A very small sausage that plays DND

Guy: hey dude you have a small jacks Penis

Baby: kill yourself

by H0tsexyMonkeh February 08, 2024

Ultra massive penis syndrome

A disorder in which someone’s penis is so large that it is impractical for everyday use. This makes things like sex, masturbation and wearing cloths. This is also often ridiculed or made spectacle

Lets go to the freak show and see that man with ultra massive penis syndrome

by Extra gum November 12, 2023

Skinless penis

Bob Saget.... enough said. The dad from the hit TV show, Full House.

I started masturbating at age 9, And believe me when I say, you don’t want a skinless penis.

by Charles Reed May 18, 2018