penis envy

a certain type of shrooms that when consumed help with making the act of gooning and edging way easier
the best dose is 8 grams it will make you goon all over this is not a lie

after taking a large amount of penis envy i gooned for a good 13 hours

by gooner2007 April 19, 2024

Xi Jinping has a small penis

What makes you think Piers Morgan doesn't have a small penis? His wife isn't "Taking a break" to NOT fuck a fat-cock.

Hym "Xi Jinping has a small penis. See? I'm not a plant. Not a Russian agent. Not a Chinese spy. If it looks as thoigh I am you have to remember I suggested bouncing my IP around to aviod detection. Some of these YouTube motherfuckers are paid plants though. Somebody needs to make an app like Newsbreak except for YouTube shills."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

semi-erect penis

When your erection is long but soft, hence a semi-erect penis.

Joe's got a semi-erect penis in his pants.

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024

monkey penis

similar to, ‘thats so queer’ literally just a term for something that sucks or is ass

“ that game is so monkey penis “

by ren??? April 24, 2024

The Immaculate Penis of John

John's Immaculate Penis.

What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.

by El Zodiac April 26, 2024

Penis

Slang word originated from rap culture meaning "What's up".

Person 1: Yo let's go hooping.
Person 2: Penis I'm up .

by realng April 28, 2024

penis

the sausage looking thing in men that can spray out a white substance called cum, can get more hard and long when stimulated to naked women, used to make babies in women, joined with the testicles.

I’m cunning on u

I’m cumming drink up
My penis is hard now

by Joshua morrils April 30, 2024