Post-Nut Houdini

The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.

Often seen in situationships.

Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."

by EarthieMelee December 16, 2022

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Plan B FIFTY DOLLAR NUT

Man pays 50 dollars for a plan B just to ejaculat in a girl who can get pregnant.

I'm going out tonight and getting me a plan b fifty dollar nut tonight.

by Reeeseee June 11, 2021

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Sucka Da Nuts

Ummmm, no...I think not.

“Ayyyyy....sucka da nuts!”

by G4444 January 22, 2020

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stuart nuts

A condition causing a man to have one elongated testicle named after Stuart from the Big Bang theory who was afflicted with this condition

One of my balls feels wierd I must have Stuart nuts

by davidm998 May 25, 2016

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Nut Account

typically private Instagram account in which the use is to follow scandalous or explicit accounts. Not wanting to appear in the main account. in the use to nut to the pictures posted.

Dude my nut account is a certified nut I never use Porn now!!!!

by hoodwinters January 27, 2021

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