Tossing a tuna salad

Eating out a girl's asshole and pussy at the same time.

Step by step instructions to tossing a tuna salad: First you get your girl in position like you normally would to eat out her asshole, with her on her hands and knees with her head down, back arched and her butt in the air. But instead of sticking your tongue directly into her asshole, you stick your tongue in her pussy and lick up her clit, up her choda and then into her butthole. Go back down and repeat (many, many, MANY, times.) Then try reverse, this time with your tongue wiggling all the way down. Then go free-style wildly licking, sucking and kissing crazy all over the place, ensuring her tuna salad is utterly and thoroughly tossed!

by Mmm Mmm Ass July 13, 2010

air tossed salad

When person A covers person B's mouth with their anus and person B blows into person A's anus.

Alvin gave Geeno an air tossed salad when he sat on his face the other day.

by Marlon1234 July 15, 2006

to toss someone off

To toss someone off is to give someone a handjob. It can also be used reflexively to mean masturbation.

To toss someone off can be used in the following ways:

"I tossed him off, and then he wanted to cuddle." handjob

"After I got home, I looked at some porn and tossed myself off." masturabtion/reflexive verb

"We tossed each other off." plural reflexive

"She tossed us/them off." plural

by liontyp September 14, 2013

Tossed Paper Salad

When your going down on a girl and go for the "brown eye" and discover balled up pieces of toilet paper stuck in the hair.

last night I was waiting for dinner so my girl served me a tossed paper salad for an appetizer

by Catochi3 January 8, 2008

Golden Tossed Salad

When a person is getting their ass hole licked and starts pissing all over their parter and their partner continues to perform anal eating.

"I was licking my girlfriends butt hole and then she just started peeing all over me, i just kept going."
"Dude you just had a golden tossed salad!"

by Booger Blaster May 1, 2010

tossed tater salad

When your dog sneaks up behind you after you're out of the shower and sticks his cold nose in your crotch.

My dog gave me the old tossed tater salad this morning, don't let him lick your face!

by Dirty Nick January 13, 2006

Locker room toss

A game played in a sports locker room in which one male stands directly straight from another naked male who is erected. that male holds a towel and plans to throw the towel on the erected penis. the object of the game is to throw the towel on the erected penis and get it to not hit the ground and balance on the erected penis. the male who gets the towel balanced from the farthest distance away wins.

Johny and Nick were bored one day after football practice Nick asked Johny to play locker room toss. Unfortunately Johny said no.

by CarfagnoFazio September 10, 2006