cougar's life

( from the internet site cougarslife.com): a life based on hedonism and sexual immorality

For a cougar's life experience, go see Hugh Hefner or Bernie Maddoff

by Sexydimma March 9, 2017

lawn cougar

A lawn cougar is a cat. A cat on a lawn.

There were many lawn cougar's on our front lawn last night.

by liss09 October 20, 2009

Teacup cougar

A special breed of very short small bodied female cougar that only dates younger tall males.

Check out That guy over there with the short woman, is she his grandmother or is she a teacup cougaraffe?

by Tim the man April 15, 2018

Charleroi Cougars

The football team for Charleroi High school who has no good rep since 2019

The Charleroi Cougars lost 76-7 against Sto-Rox

by anonymous October 4, 2022

cougar

jamyaa

“jamyaa is a cougar”

by zaynotzae March 6, 2024

Cougar chump

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.

Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.

by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022

cougar

padmé amidala.
married a man 5 years younger than her.
(also talked stuff about JD, we don’t talk about that though.)

padmé is a fucking cougar

by anakinissexy March 18, 2020