jerk squirt infection

When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.

I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l

by catfabulous January 18, 2017

Bum Squirts

A bloke named Dave who snitches on his Mrs and gets confronted by his mates.

Hey gang! Did you see how bad Dave had the Bum Squirts when I hit him up about him snitching on old love and going to the boneyard?

by SMP.PFK April 2, 2022

Squirt

The thing that a lady does when you slide a dick in and out of her pussy.

Hey, my nigga, I finna make this cracker ass botch squirt all over me.

by PenisPapi June 1, 2022

Hurting for a squirting

Hurting for a squirting : this is said when someone feels like haven't been laid in a while or looks like need to get smashed.

Freddy: wow I'm hurting for a squirting I haven't had sex in years .
Jenny: that guy is so hurting for a squirting ;)

by TehPwn3r November 28, 2024

Squirt Sandwich

Two pieces of bread and some pussy squirt. Preferably served on a paper plate for easily disposable shame.

"That squirt sandwich was bussin'." - Nico

by Pepsi Sandwich February 24, 2022

Squat and Squirt

This is a bathroom phrase for sitting down on a toilet and pooping.

"Ok boys, this is where we're gonna squat and squirt!"

"I'm gonna go squat and squirt, be right back."

"Squat now, or forever hold your squirt."

by ToughGuy33 October 10, 2023

Squirt

The act of expelling liquid during a female orgasm. Contrary to popular belief, this liquid does not come out of the woman's vagina, but in fact is scientifically proven to be mostly urine and is expelled from the urethra.

Those cam girls who brag about being able to squirt, really need to go to a urologist. They're incontinent.

by TheOneBallWonder December 19, 2021