Christopher

Your cute little short g@y friend! It always feels like he is one of the girls, super energetic, kinda of a p3rv lol but you love him anyways. Not a great guy to bring home to the family. He always knows how to have a great time in the sheets and get his fr3@k off. Overall somewhat a decent human.

“Omg christopher is such a p3rv”
“It’s ok he’s g@y!”

by anitao6 March 24, 2025

Christopher Columbus

When you take a shit and leave it for the next person to discover it

I had to poop so bad in the Waffle House. When I walked in there was a Christopher Columbus starring at me!

by Dark star August 20, 2023

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Christopher Britton

then my soul saw you and it kinda went oh there you are I’ve been waiting for you to come, and he is a Pisces Sun, Libra moon, sag rising.

I want to marry Christopher Britton.

Please be mine

by NikkaBytch March 1, 2024

Christopher :)

He likes his mom and dad. He also likes APG.

Christopher :) is cool!

by r/EM_BS November 2, 2020

christopher casanova

Christopher casanova is attractive but he talks to every girl he will get a chance with. He doesn't know how to stay loyal. Hes always late to his 4th period. He has 7 siblings.

person 1: christopher casanova is so fine
person 2: cj?
person 1: yea
person 2: oh hes a player though

by ur1nonly February 8, 2023

Christopher Johnston

A young black man with an incredibly small penis. He often paps to little loli girls and screams "WGERES THE BURN" in Pokemon showdown

Your penis so small I might just call you Christopher Johnston

by I am 18 years old June 5, 2018