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stoner mace

When someone turns on the light after smoking out and it blinds you
by phelonware September 20, 2015
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griffin stoner

Gay ass motherfucker who will Be a stripper when he grows up
by Jimbobbydobby November 14, 2017
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stoner brett

bi he/they guy (headcanon) on the tv show glee that's known for being high all the time. was also a prom king candidate in season 5.
stoner brett is my comfort character. he's unproblematic cause he was high all the time so you cant blame him for anything he says or does.
by that_bi_gleek September 6, 2020
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macguyver stoner

(Noun) a stoner who creates or builds whilst under the influence of marijuanna.
He's a MacGuyver stoner, he built a water pipe out of Legos and cheese.
by Digger mama December 12, 2013
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Stoner Telepathy

When you and a friend are stoned and subconsciously are thinking the same thing. (Typically about rolling another one up :D)
Friend #1: Hey dude wanna roll up another joint?
Friend #2: Holy s***, I was thinking the same thing! (Stoner Telepathy)
by JustSomeGuy17 May 30, 2020
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Retired stoner

Someone that no longer smokes pot but still lives the way a stoner would
That dude over there...he's a retired stoner he looks walks talks and acts like one but he hasn't smoked for years
by Guarmine February 16, 2017
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Thomas Stoner

Guy 1: What’d you think of Thomas Stoner?

Guy 2: He’s a moron
by Cool guy42069 December 15, 2019
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