Morning Stars

When a man masturbates up until almost ejaculating, slowly wakes up his gf/wife, yells "Morning!" and blows his load in her eyes. She'll be seeing stars all morning.

"So I heard Joe gave gave Suzzy some Morning Stars the other day, haven't heard from him since..."

by Lulzmazterr February 13, 2010

Starkey

A very grumpy individual who is totally fed up with himself.

"What's up with you man, you're turning into a right Starkey!"

by blueboysteve July 31, 2013

shooting stars

Multiple sky dumps on a persons face.

when a group of people are above the person recieving the gift of the stars, resulting in the visual effect of shooting stars.

by the hopwood June 25, 2009

sparks

just another word for cash or monies, easy as that.

tits! i'm all out of sparks, can you get this round in?

by Andy Crawford September 29, 2006

stankshot

Someone who is a terrible shot.

Bill can't hit anything today, he sure is a stankshot!

by the dock52 December 7, 2009

Will Barber Starkey

A small cock bag, well below 5ft. His favorite meal is a dingle berry crumble, a yummy recipe made out of a collection of shit, moslty from wills own bum hole. No one likes him, and he is insulted everywhere he goes. His response is to cry.

Hey will, you're a cockbag.

Will Barber Starkey runs away crying

by Angry Popeye May 28, 2011

stars

A refferral to the star logo of converse shoes. Converse = stars

Crease up my khakis n lace up my stars

by Goddamn i cant get a username September 23, 2005