Shane

Like most of the definitions, Shane's are often very shy, have massive cocks, and have blue eyes. Shane's are not assholes as the Shane's I know are definitely not assholes. Shane's are often hella confused when it comes to the feelings of love, as Shane's are often single asf. Shane's are also into sports, video games, and candy. Shane's love candy. Shane's are often very tall and skinny, and very shy, with low self esteem. They often enjoy company, and they get sad when it doesn't come. Shane's also have a keen sense of fashion and a fire shoe game. Shane's are also pretty good golfers.

P.S this was written by a mf named Shane lmao

This nigga Shane dumb asf.

by lactoseballer March 18, 2021

Shanelys

Shanelys is the most beautiful girl in the world. She will bring you up when you are down in like 5 seconds. She is really good at basketball and will beat anyone who try’s her. She doesn’t have many friends because it’s so hard for her to trust people. But if she does you are very lucky. If you ever get to be her boyfriend you better treat her right because if not her older cousin will get on your ass. But she is such a great gamer and will beat any of them boys not gonna lie. But don’t try her she will kill you when she mad.

My name is shanelys and I love to bake.

by itzzz._.valeria March 18, 2022

Shane

A fine, brown-eyed, tall gentlemen who loves to get money. Shane's are very funny and always cracking jokes. One of the most amazing, caring person you'd ever meet. Shane loves to cuddle and he is obsessed with feet.

Have you seen that guy Shane? He loves him some white toes.

by cam the g April 2, 2023

shaning

Shaning is the act of a rage cheating.

Who's Shane? Shane is a retard who rage cheats with a dogshit bypass and blames the cheat!

EXAMPLE: "This kids f*cking shaning his a$$ off"

by shanes disciple July 16, 2024

Shane rice

A “Shane Rice” is basically a living organism that is riddled with chlamydia and genital warts. Usually comes in the form of a ginger brute.

“Did u see that dorty hallion over there sniffing his ballsack, yon X-ray toe is definitely riddled, my best guess is he’s a Shane Rice”

by Probenecid 39265 September 29, 2020

Shane

A back- stabbing little bitch who will break your heart and is most likely a freakin giraffe who can’t get nothing because of how pale they are

Girl 1- I hate Shane whatever u do don’t go for him u r so much better

Girl 2- I wasn’t going to i thought u 2 we’re good

Girl 1- fu*k no he was cheating on me😭😭😭
Girl 2- ok where is he at. I’m beat the shit out of him
(Girl 2 finds him and start to make out with him)

Girl 1- see ik u would betrayed me

Shane-no baby it’s not what it looks like

Girl 2- WHAT U LYED TO ME

Girl1- yea bc ik u girl were dating a long time ago

by Heytaytay88 April 26, 2019

The Shane effect

A tall skinny alt white lesbian who absolutely fucks. In honour of the legend that is Shane McCutcheon .

Note: especially popular in foreign countries

"Have you seen her with Johana? Or was it Ana? "

"Must be the Shane effect."

by MissG3 April 15, 2023