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Victoria's Secret

when your spouse or sexual partner wears loads of make up, the male soaks his genitalia in water or oil, and repeatedly slaps the female until her make up comes off onto the penis. the male then inserts his penis into the female's mouth.
"My girlfriend wears too much make up."
"Hey man, Victoria's Secret can fix that!"
by jahne October 24, 2011
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Super Secret Santa

When a mall Santa Gets a boner and tells the kid to keep it a secret.
Kid: Whats that in your pants Santa?

Santa: sshhh. If you be a good boy and don't tell your parents, you'll get a good present this year. Can you keep Santa's super secret santa a secret? *winks*
by Damionx October 7, 2008
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Safeway Secret Society

1. A secret society comprised of people owning a safeway club card that they regularly carry with them.

2. The largest, most powerful organization in the entire world.
Bouncer:I.D. please.
Society member: It's ok I'm part of the Safeway secret society (as he flashes his safeway club card).

Officer: do you know how fast you were going?
Society member: do you know I'm a member of the safeway secret society? (as he flashes his safeway club card)
by Penis McPherson December 27, 2007
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secret spice bag

An Asian dish consisting of 'salt n pepper' chicken and chips with the the option of curry sauce as a side
Secret spice bag made by Asian men living in the heart of crumlin
by Your owl one November 3, 2013
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Chinese Secret Rattle

That infamous chatter-sound which is emitted from an array of plastic-based devices if shaken, such as McDonalds toys, dollar store walkie talkies, etc. When hearing this sound, one instantly recognizes it's Chinese origin. This sound is also a warning of the devices short-lived life coming to an end.
"Man I just bought this etchasketch and its already giving me the chinese secret rattle, im thinking of returning this chinese piece of crap."
by LuckByChance July 13, 2009
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Secret Brownie Mafia

The Secret Brownie Mafia was a group created on Buzznet.com in order to help encourage members of the website to more actively participate within the community. The Mafia ended it's course after about 5 months in late 2007.

The group was recreated by a member of the website, and it has remained a very small scale group since. It is due back for an uprising during the summer of 2009.
Do you remember the Secret Brownie Mafia? We were all against those scene queens and stuff; I miss that group...
by secretsmakefriends June 2, 2009
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SCP: Secret Laboratory

A game based on the famous website SCP Foundation. He is reputed for his incredible stability.
The principal developer is Hubert Moszka. He diriges is developpement staff : the studio staff.
SH*T. SCP: Secret Laboratory has crashed.

F*ck, SCP: Secret Laboratory has made a BSOD in my computer. HUBERT, COME HERE !
by Flo - Fan December 30, 2018
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