Skip to main content

Brett Oakes

If his name is Brett, you already know he has a horse cock. If he’s an Oakes, you know he fucks bitches. If his name is Brett Oakes, his cock is the longest and girthiest schlong ever. You know this mf fucks bitches. He’s Probaly out there fuckin ur girl rn. Not to mention his ass must be fatter then fucking Lana Rhodes. His ass is for sure juicy and grumpcious.
“I would let Brett Oakes fuck the shit out of me”
“Brett Oakes ass is fatter then Lizzo”
by Baudhaxhzuhzha November 25, 2021
mugGet the Brett Oakesmug.

Oak Harbor

America's Amsterdam, not only did the dutch settle here, half of Oak harbor's and Hollands' people smoke weed everyday, thinking they have 300 IQ but in reality they have ⅑.⁵⁵⁸ of that. The autism buses probably have yelling kids everyday (no offence lol) 💀
1. Hey i wanna go to oak harbor
2. Sry but everyone will either be yelling or smoke weed
1. Ok then how about i stick with my cute tókýó uwu
by Omskmapping July 7, 2022
mugGet the Oak Harbormug.

Share this definition