bed olympics

The extreme measures you will do in order not leave your bed once you are in it.

An example of bed olympics - cellphone buzzes on the other side of the room. Lean over, grab ruler from floor, smack phone closer to you, stretch out pinkie finger - success!

by definebedolympics July 23, 2012

Bed Dirt

Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.

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Dirt Bed Durt Bed

noun:

1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors. "I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"

"I was totally fingerblasting that girl and added a bunch of vagibears to my bed dirt"

by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009

General bed

A common and well known way to describe the world and everywhere in the universe in general. Can also be used to refer to every situation imaginable, as in “in general”.

Good wives submit to their husbands in general bed, NOT just sexual bed.

by GoodChristianWife November 1, 2020

bed boy

An attractive young man whom you summon to your bedside with a bell to refill your water, much like at a restaurant. He may also be summoned to remove your chamber pot, or hold a bottle while you pee. He exists to make your life in bed as leisurely as possible.

"Oh bed boyyyyyy *dingling -aling -aling* my bed pan is ready"

by GoodKingWenceslasssssss January 7, 2020

bed spreading

The act of ejaculating over a large surface area

Leah : 'He was bed spreading all over me last night'

by asdfghjklmnbbvc February 4, 2014

Breakfast in bed

The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon

Hey girl can I make you breakfast in bed.

by Trogdorsabadass July 19, 2019

fnaf bed

A type of bed in which someone can perform sexual activities on.

The bed usually has fnaf bed sheets for irony of a joke but can have different meme sheets

In a statement like "Do the FNaF bed" it means performing sexual activities on said bed with a partner.

"Hey Amanda, wanna do the FNaF bed?"

by Fakerac May 19, 2020