Helmet Worthy

A state of being in which the subject is CLEARLY being retarded. *Not to be used for ACTUAL retards..

Wow--you're being REALLY helmet worthy right now.

by Gay Lee January 27, 2009

Roman Helmet

An asexual display of male dominance, often involving alcohol and individuals compromised by overconsumption, requiring the symmetric positioning of one’s scrotum (left testicle-left eye socket/right testicle-right eye socket) and penis along the bridge of another’s nose. The orientation must be sufficient to give the appearance of The Late Roman ridge helmet (a combat helmet of Late Antiquity worn by soldiers of the Late Roman army).

This fraternity brother must be an accomplished history major given the exquisite Roman Helmet he just slapped on the dome of that young pledge.

by Raws Dye January 2, 2021

put your helmet on

a saying for retarded people

“Put your helmet on retard!”

by ChubsOrdinary February 26, 2025

Chinese Helmet

A very small dick.

A penis that has no shaft, just a head.

That dude in the hangover 2 was sporting a Chinese Helmet.

by afoxinthehole January 21, 2012

Helmet

its whats robbies weave looks like

robbie cut yo helmet weave now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018

Helmet

Such a Helmet

I love helmet

by safetyfirst.helmet October 19, 2022

helmet chew

Helmet Chew - The act of a novice or rookie performing fellatio on an uncircumcised penis, and chewing on the excess skin during a flaccid moment.

History: Found most commonly among drunk girls after they have had sex with drunk guys

I woke up thinking I had stuck my cock in a grinder, she helmet chewed me last night and in the morning to wake me up.

or

She has a helmet chewing attitude.

by Rudrafter June 4, 2010