Edgewood

Edgewood is in Maryland and it just so happens to be the most bad ass area in harford County. Edgewood High School is home of the coolest people around. It has Gangstas, Plenty of Band geeks, and a few gothic people.
75% Black
20% White
5% other

Robber: Give me your money yo!
Person: Stay back Biotch! I go to Edgewood!
Robber: Oh Shit Son! ::Runs away::

by Edgewood Goddess March 13, 2005

straight edge

Punk rocking kids who realized they were being posers, so they formed their own clique of punks that don't drink, smoke, or do drugs. Hobbies include hanging out with real punks and leaving when the punks take part in illegal activies, along with calling themselves straight edge repeatedly to assert their sense of a higher morality.

"Hey do you want to smoke some weed"?

"No thanks, I'm straight edge."

by Sworde July 6, 2004

edgeolitis

a diease where someone has little to no edges

hey girl my hair keep coming out, I think I got edgeolitis

by simile pretty December 12, 2012

Edge lord

Basically everyone who post definitions on this website.

That leftist moron is such a edge lord.

by A R October 17, 2021

the edger

Its is like the sexual position "The Wheelbarrow" Except with a one legged woman. The wheelbarrow is when the woman puts both hands on the ground and the man stands between her legs and holds her back legs in the air while penetrating.

The Edger is when a one legged woman puts both hands on the ground and the man only has to hold one leg in the air while penetrating her. Thus it looks more like a lawn edger than a wheelbarrow

I met a one legged stripper and we did The Edger! It was awesome having the free hand to spank her ass!

by Conky And Bubbles February 28, 2017

Goody Two-Shoes Edgelord

Any type of edgelord that may be edgy, but is still well mannered and behaved, and might possibly be edgy for moral reasons.

He may have looked edgy and even acted edgy, but he still had proper and respectful manners. He was seriously a goody two-shoes edgelord.

by CelticEagle May 25, 2019

Straight Edge

Straight edgers are concieted assholes who can't appreciates the gifts God gave us. They listen to horrible crappy punk bands like "Minor Threat

Cool Stoner Kid: "Wanna hit this spliff dude?"

Straight Edger: "Fuck you asshole, I don't need that poison. Drugs ruin lives, blah, blah, blah, toxic this, blah, blah, blah, cause of all societies ills that, blah, blah, blah...

by Jack Diesal February 19, 2005