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Minecon Earth

Mojang's way of cancelling the original Minecon and replacing it with something "better", when we all know that the original Minecon was awesome.*
Mojang faced a lot of criticism, but at least now the 1% of people who play minecraft but are (somehow) grown up don't have to hang out with retarded kids anymore.

*awesome for cringe compilations
Person 1: "Hey, are you going to Cringec- Minecon this year too?"
Person 2: "Nah, they cancelled it and replaced it with Minecon Earth, now I can be lazy and watch all of it from home."
by YouCanRead February 10, 2018
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round earth

Person 1: u know the we living on a round Earth
Person 2: nigga wtf
by :'ykdj February 11, 2018
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earth scorcher

An Earth Scorcher is a term for a very, very flamboyant homosexual. They are so much of a 'flamer' that they 'scorch the earth beneath them'.
"Yo, Tucker, check out Mike over there!"

"Yeah, he is such a fuckin' Earth Scorcher!"
by Rahymahn January 15, 2017
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Earth

Dirt, water, and life put on compressed lava. 3rd planet from the sun, and the only planet with one moon.
Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, y'know. Bitch, I don't care bout' what we stand on!
by Ио November 11, 2020
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Earth Week

It occus at every month in the last week. Transportation and factories production is halted in order to heal the earth.
“Wow it seems even America is joining to participate in Earth Week!”
by STOP_CLIMATECHANGE November 14, 2020
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Earth

A ROUND object containing very little intelligent life located 3 planets from the sun.
Person 1: the earth is flat right bro?

Person 2: get the fuck outa here before I shoot yo ass.
by 55shot November 2, 2020
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