Bike seat

A man who is a whore and is available to all who try

“What’s up with chad?”
“Oh, he’s become the town bike seat at this point”
“Tough break”

by JLco June 13, 2022

Bike Butt

When you sit on a wet bicycle seat and your pants get wet, rendering them completely uncomfortable.

Damn, that guy totally has bike butt!

by RentAGoat May 30, 2014

Madelines bike

Slang term for an object that is no longer used or needed.

That lawn mower is about as much use as madelines bike .

by Danny214689 January 6, 2022

turning my bike around

When you really need to pop but your in a busy place so need a discreet way of telling someone where your going

Me “just going turning my bike around”
Her ”ok bro”

Him “ where’s mike?

Her “he’s gone turning his bike around “

by MR CE August 10, 2021

Bike humper

Biker humper refers to people who are overly attached to their little bicycles in defiance of a car centric city. Typically, they insult anyone who likes cars.

"Look at this bike humper on Twitter! He really hates people who like SUVs."

by Spear960 March 31, 2023

Mountain Biking

The Act of caressing a Man's thigh while moving into position for Anal sex on a Bike that costs $2000 or more.

Patrick sure is into Mountain Biking, I bet his ass is sore after all of the anal.

by Skin DIver April 11, 2022

Bike Condom

Usage of a plastic bag, usually one left over from a previous grocery shopping event, to cover your bicycle's seat. This is done in order to protect and keep your seat dry, therefore, avoiding soaking the seat with water and mud.

Person 1: Dude, what's with the plastic bag on your seat? It looks funny.

Person 2: It's my bike condom. It keeps my seat from getting drenched and dirty on rainy days. This way my butt doesn't get all soggy either.

by ben.yep.me February 5, 2010