Bean-bungle

A sexual act involving two people where one participant (preferably male) inserts his testicles into the other partner's butthole. It is known that much vaseline is required and protection is recommended.

Guy 1: Bro my nuts hurt like a bitch.
Guy 2: What's wrong bro?

Guy 1: Last night my girlfriend and I totally bean-bungled each other

Guy2: What?

by Watidude August 25, 2019

flung bean

Having launched a homogeneous puree of usually refried beans off a utensil using a flinging motion.

Adam: Dude what is on my sleeping bag?

Jess: Sorry, I just flung bean.

by smitty760 June 28, 2011

whole bean

adj. The real deal, unspoiled, solid in character. As opposed to grounds - fake, shallow (antonym).

"Who went with you on the road trip?" "Stacy! She's whole bean, man. Super cool."

by oldspanish April 10, 2014

Vital Beans

A term used around parts of Atlanta to refer to DXM AKA Skittles.

Made popular by rap artist 'DG Yola' with his track 'Vital Beans'

"Hey where can I get some skittles"
"What is that?"
"You know.. those red and blue round things that contain DXM"
"Oh you mean those VITAL BEANS"
"Umm.. sure.. yeah the Vital Beans"

by CrushCrush December 15, 2009

Heinz beans

The best beans in the world

Heinz beans are so nice I swear there classs there like the god of beans

by Heinz😝 December 01, 2019

Beany Bean

Beany Bean is a very nice dog who has very large eyes and appears in pictures with shoulders in the background. The legendary Bean roams Utah in search of blankets to throw up on at the best of times. Beany Bean’s special ability is annoying someone that I know and who should get more sleep because she stays up until five in the morning but who knows who’s fault that is it is totally not mine.

Beany Bean has the potential to be a murderer but we have no evidence yet.

by ANervousGuyWithoutConfidence July 22, 2019

Mr. Bean

Our lord and saviour

"All hail Mr. Bean"
"Excuse me, but do you have a moment to talk about our god, Mr. Bean?"

by Good_Sir June 13, 2018