the best friends

1. A vulgar term which means the male penis and the female vagina; basically saying that the penis and vagina are best friends.

2. Your 'person' who will be there for you no matter what. Who shares their secrets, and laughs at your corny inside jokes and practically lives at your house. Who, if hurt by you, wil tell you to your face, and apologize if they hurt you. If they don't either you're wrong, or they're just not your best friend

guy: hey ya know, we're best friends in a way

girl: (thinks to herself: AH HELL NAH!)
in which way?

guy: because of our genitals! my penis is your vagina's best friend! they're the best friends, right?

girl: (thinks: OMIFRIGGINGOSH!)
*SLAP, SLAP* YOU ARE SUCH A PERV AND AN ASSHOLE!

by sunshiny-daytona July 23, 2009

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You're the best

An argument that me and my SO keeps on having which they are the best. Dom is the best

You're the best SO I can ever have.

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Only The Best

A phrase used to sarcastically describe the people that work at Town Hall for your local government. The fact is they are not, but quite the opposite.

Ben: *Browsing on a job site* Hey, check this out. Greenville is looking for people to work the phones as customer service representatives at Town Hall.
Gabe: Good luck trying to get a gig like that. "Only The Best" work for the Town of Greenville.
Ben: Ya, I guess you're right...
Gabe and Ben: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

by Prophet Dusk March 05, 2021

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hill-best

The best hills around....boobs

OMG have you seen her hill-bests

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Cylus best

He is the master at video games and has the best family in the world he is a legend and loves every single person he know as cybot2010 he has a big hart

Man he is a Cylus best

by Cylus best January 30, 2021

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