a. the act of consciously being in denial in order to
maintain a positive outlook.
Thinking happy thoughts.
maintain a positive outlook.
Thinking happy thoughts.
Dude, she's in vegas with her X. If you don't think she's sucking him off right now; you're just jacking yourself off.
by That's all I gotta do for 72 virgins? August 29, 2006
When a Savannah Begining with the last name of 'M OR R' fingers herself.
Most Tom's or Richards or Garrys want to finger her.
She does it 3 to 4 times a day.
Most Savannah's do it.
If you know a Savannah that doesnt. Finsger her or tell her to contact me at: 045968449.
Most Tom's or Richards or Garrys want to finger her.
She does it 3 to 4 times a day.
Most Savannah's do it.
If you know a Savannah that doesnt. Finsger her or tell her to contact me at: 045968449.
Woah its a Savannah
How many times do you think she fingers herself?
I dunno but shes pretty Hot.
Savannah Finger Yourself Now.
Okay.
How many times do you think she fingers herself?
I dunno but shes pretty Hot.
Savannah Finger Yourself Now.
Okay.
by Just helping Mark December 14, 2010
Tony: Go fuck yourself Steve, not my girlfriend!
Steve: What does go fuck yourself mean?
Tony: Do it douchebag.
Steve: What does go fuck yourself mean?
Tony: Do it douchebag.
by That_guy_over_there_42 July 11, 2014
What follows if you have a 9 Day Shit Fart
Don't have a 9 Day Shit Fart, you'll end up Farting Yourself Into Oblivion
by Anon0500 March 03, 2020
Daniel: "I hate people who chew gumballs. They all turn out to be sick bastards who like white rhinos more than people."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."
by fancywench January 25, 2012
This is the roast you use when you want someone to go fuck themselves and get lost. The roast goes like this, "Insert name here has a mirror in their pants, because the only person he/she sees in them is himself/herself."
Greg: "What's up, punk! Give me your lunch money!"
Me: .: To My Friends :. "I'm gonna burn him with The "Fuck Yourself" Roast."
"Greg has a mirror in his pants, cuz' the only person he sees in them is him!"
Me: .: To My Friends :. "I'm gonna burn him with The "Fuck Yourself" Roast."
"Greg has a mirror in his pants, cuz' the only person he sees in them is him!"
by Bullyimmunebitch May 11, 2020
by King Zero owner of da Universe September 23, 2023