Hand dump

When you gotta go and there is a someone in the bathroom. And you can't leave one on the floor because you don't want to clean it out of the carpet. You have to take a dump in your hand and flush it when its your turn. Most often used in large crowds when you can get away to poop but still want to be polite or when its easier to warsh poop off your hands then the floor.

"They had new carpet and I had to shit...only choice was drop a hand dump. Easier to warsh your hands then shampoo the carpet ya know?"

by TheSausageKing June 12, 2021

Twitter Dumped

Your partner finally sees sense and ends the relationship with you. You then bitch about it on Twitter, summing up your feelings in 140 characters.

Twitter Dumped examples:

1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.

2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!

by TwitDumped March 4, 2010

Dumping Someone

When you don't like/hate your significant other and want to break their heart cause you don't want to be with them anymore. This could also be interpreted as ending your relationship with someone. Most relationships end because your significant other is either:
-Ugly
-Stupid
-Gay/ Lesbian
-Bad in bed
-Bitchy
-Not a good boyfriend/girlfriend

Gabriel (The boyfriend) : Hey Kelly, you're the best girfriend in the world and I love you forever :*.

Kelly (The girlfriend) : Fuck you Gabriel, I wanna party and have sex with 20 different guys all at once. I'm dumping you!

This is a perfect example of "Dumping someone"
In this example, Gabriel got dumped but his now ex-girlfriend Kelly.

by Eric Crabs Petersmith November 13, 2011

writing dumps

Another word for cracking cards which is another word for credit card fraud.

Guy in DMs: You still writing dumps?

Me: Yeah. Send the information.

by Aaliyah Dukes December 23, 2021

Dump 'Em

The phrase men use to get women to lift up their shirts and expose their breasts.

Guy: Ayyyy gurl dump 'em!
Girl: No, go away
Guy: Come on just do it!
(Girl drunkenly lifts up her shirt and dumps tits)

by ransteff November 27, 2011

Outlook Dump

A shit that takes place often in the morning. This dump is so large and relieving that it improves ones outlook for the entire day. Sometimes referred to as an OD or POD for positive outlook dump.

My day was off to a rough start untill I dropped an outlook dump on my way out of the house!

by causwell March 7, 2010

Dump Slump

A frustrating period of time where you are having either lasting constipation or are just all around not satisfied with the size. Especially when you can feel it coming but just can't seem to follow through. (Lasts from 2-5 days)

(Dale): After that chef boyardi chugging contest, I have been in the biggest Dump Slump
(Keith): Wah Wah Wahhhhhh

by CaptainHuge April 17, 2009