Sparkle cake

A fat gay man

Person 1: Dude, look at that killer whale!
Person 2: Dude, that's no killer whale, that's a sparkle cake.

by ilovegaga January 6, 2012

juicy cakes

You got a fine ass Girl!

Damn girl, you got some juicy cakes !

by Legacyclean May 14, 2018

Dallas Cake

When you're licking somebody's anus and they prolapse onto your face/mouth.

"I was licking Tracy out but then she Dallas Cake'd all over my chin."

by PaoloWanchope1950 May 28, 2013

Cake Stealing

When a man cums before a woman during sex thus 'stealing her cake'. Like eating a delicious meal and really enjoying it, but waiting for the super lush delicious cake at the end. But then having someone steal said cake and eat it right in front of you. Normally followed by 'sorry babe its just because your so beautiful.'

"That dan is such a cake stealer, he dosnt even try to wait" or "i hate one night stands, guys just dont care about cake stealing"

by popscotch May 9, 2010

Cake Scum

the layer of cake left on a cake pan when the cake is gone, sometimes scraped and eaten with a butter knife.

After the cake was gone we grabbed a couple of butter knifes and ate the "cake scum" It was the best part..

by batmon July 16, 2009

uv cake

A form of vodka that tastes as if you are drinking liquid cake. 30% alcohol content but due to the fact you can drink this shit straight you are more than likely headed for a blackout night.

Regina drank so much uv cake last night she spent the whole night dancing with the wall.

by Rrae December 17, 2013

sessler cake

The act of shitting on the side of or next to a fine champagne cake.

Dude, I cant play CoD now, you made it a sessler cake.

by guimonkey November 6, 2009