Josue The Wrong Witch

When people say that someone has been hexed by the baddest version of Josue the Witch.

You done messed with the wrong witch.
You done messed with Josue The Wrong witch.

by Funsizepapi August 22, 2023

Witch of Lust

No Tiddy Shy Loli Gf from the anime Re:Zero.

Carmilla, the Witch of Lust.

by skelebro1 May 13, 2022

witch of the wood

Someone that can keep a penis erect after multiple orgasms

Bro 1: Yea that girl I hooked up with last night was a witch of the wood

Bro 2: I still get no bitches.

by Devious_Spaghet March 22, 2022

witch grasp

When your mother grabs you by your shoulder. Typically feels scary or uncomfortable. Feels like there are bones latched onto your shoulder. Sometimes, you roll your shoulders to ignore the feeling.

“My mom scared me so bad when she witch-grasped me!” Witch Grasp- Being held by your shoulder by your mom.

by Ohaflufball February 26, 2023

Pee witch(aka elly)

Pee witch (also known as Elly) has been reported of performing pee sorcery towards objects like mushrooms and apples.The Pee Witch's tribe leader is Eleanor McLaughlin.

Child:MOM HELP I'VE BEEN CAPTURED BY THE PEE WITCH(aka Elly)
Mother: DON'T WORRY!USE YOUR JIAFEI PRODUCTS TO BREAK FREE

by HappyFannyFlap May 18, 2022

Salem witch trials

People being hanged in the 17th century by a bunch of pick me's

Convicted: Im innocent!

Girls at the back: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I see satan he is lying!!!!!!!!

Salem witch trials

by DDRANG0N June 23, 2025

Witching

The act of sounding with a funnel then pouring hot sauce down the funnel causing extreme pain

I did witching last night, it hurt so fucking bad holy shit

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024