The antonym of the expression 'Cool Beans'. Use to express something completely uncool, something lame, or to be used as an insult.
Chris: "Hey, man, I killed your parents."
Bruce: "What the hell, man? That's warm beans!"
Chris: "They were just being warm beans, you know?"
Bruce: "Man, you're so warm beans!"
Bruce: "What the hell, man? That's warm beans!"
Chris: "They were just being warm beans, you know?"
Bruce: "Man, you're so warm beans!"
by urban_seal June 2, 2016

by Coolkidzrcool September 1, 2016

An individual who excels at giving beanjobs, i.e. the art of cunnilingus. Every woman wants one of these!
The word 'crush' can be used in conjunction with 'bean' as an action verb as well.
The word 'crush' can be used in conjunction with 'bean' as an action verb as well.
Prince Charming is a bean crusher.
Even assholes get second dates if they're bean crushers.
He crushed my bean all night long.
Even assholes get second dates if they're bean crushers.
He crushed my bean all night long.
by Beanie Bunnies September 15, 2013

My sorority hosted the best bean fling this year.
Last nights sleepover turned into an unexpected bean fling.
Last nights sleepover turned into an unexpected bean fling.
by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017

A sexual act involving two people where one participant (preferably male) inserts his testicles into the other partner's butthole. It is known that much vaseline is required and protection is recommended.
Guy 1: Bro my nuts hurt like a bitch.
Guy 2: What's wrong bro?
Guy 1: Last night my girlfriend and I totally bean-bungled each other
Guy2: What?
Guy 2: What's wrong bro?
Guy 1: Last night my girlfriend and I totally bean-bungled each other
Guy2: What?
by Watidude August 24, 2019

by Good_Sir June 16, 2018
