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Warm Beans

The antonym of the expression 'Cool Beans'. Use to express something completely uncool, something lame, or to be used as an insult.
Chris: "Hey, man, I killed your parents."
Bruce: "What the hell, man? That's warm beans!"
Chris: "They were just being warm beans, you know?"
Bruce: "Man, you're so warm beans!"
by urban_seal June 2, 2016
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Cheese and beans

A male's privates also known as balls , willy,or dingy.
Pull your pants up,we can all see your cheese and beans!
by Coolkidzrcool September 1, 2016
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bean crusher

An individual who excels at giving beanjobs, i.e. the art of cunnilingus. Every woman wants one of these!

The word 'crush' can be used in conjunction with 'bean' as an action verb as well.
Prince Charming is a bean crusher.

Even assholes get second dates if they're bean crushers.

He crushed my bean all night long.
by Beanie Bunnies September 15, 2013
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Bean Fling

An all girl, hot, wet, sex party/orgy.
My sorority hosted the best bean fling this year.

Last nights sleepover turned into an unexpected bean fling.
by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017
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Pink Bean

“My boyfriend can’t find the pink bean.”
by Elissa loverman July 10, 2018
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Bean-bungle

A sexual act involving two people where one participant (preferably male) inserts his testicles into the other partner's butthole. It is known that much vaseline is required and protection is recommended.
Guy 1: Bro my nuts hurt like a bitch.
Guy 2: What's wrong bro?

Guy 1: Last night my girlfriend and I totally bean-bungled each other

Guy2: What?
by Watidude August 24, 2019
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Mr. Bean

"All hail Mr. Bean"
"Excuse me, but do you have a moment to talk about our god, Mr. Bean?"
by Good_Sir June 16, 2018
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