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Taco Jack

An amazing creation from the Value Menu at Jack In The Box. You start with Breakfast Jack and the 2 Regular Tacos, each 99 cents. You split the Breakfast Jack between the ham and the egg and insert one of the tacos, adding taco sauce if necessary. Slap the Bfast Jack back together and enjoy that tasty 'wich!
Greg: Breakfast time!

Friend: Is that-did you put a taco in a breakfast sandwich?

Greg: Fool, this is a Taco Jack...get outta my face!
by CalCoast Greg, Ventura CA March 1, 2011
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shaggy taco

A very hairy un-shaven vaginal area.
Man homeboy I loved it. When Lady Gaga took her panties off she revealed that she had a shaggy taco. I love oldschool un-shaven poontang so when I began to make love to her I cummed in 20 seconds because I was sooooo horn dawg. The second my erectile touched her pussy lips I cummed. Luckily she gave me a second chance though. I didnt cum for 25 minutes the next time I shagged that Shaggy taco between Gaga's legs.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017
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Taco Slunt

Derogatory slang for a lesbian who is being a slutty cunt.
Man, Jessica is being a real taco slunt today!
by Booz Allen's Hamiltons November 1, 2010
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Salsa Taco

When a male has sex with a barely legal girl while on her period.
Babe I know it is not a good time, but please give me a Salsa Taco!

Dude, i total pick up this little Lolita, but little did I know I was getting myself into some sloppy Salsa Taco.
by mother fucking jean November 7, 2007
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Crashing Tacos

The act of lesbians making love / Bumping fuzzies!
Damn..Did you see Jo and Steph Crashing Tacos?!?!
by Brown Sauce January 22, 2011
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Taco Booty

The state of ones anus after eating Taco Bell™. Also refers to anal sex after having Taco Bell™.
Me and my hoe had Taco Bell™ and fucked later. She had mad Taco Booty.
by Kinky_Kaptain October 13, 2015
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Taco Bowel

Another name got the fast food chain restaurant "Taco Bell" it got the name "taco bowel" for what happens 20 minutes later in the Macy's restroom.
*two guys walk into the food court*

Guy 1: where are you goin for lunch?

Guy 2: Taco Bell in this muhfuckaaa!
Guy 1: You mean Taco Bowel?

*20 minutes later in department store*
Guy 2: I gotta go take the Browns to the Superbowl.
Guy 1: Taco bowel in this muhfuckaaa!
by GHUBZ July 12, 2012
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