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Rascal Stomping

When you're taking a shower after your abortion and the dead fetus falls out and you stomp it down the drain.
Eric: I thought your girlfriend was pregnant?
Tom: Nah, she was rascal stomping the little bastard yesterday.
by KODEN February 18, 2020
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Urban Shopping

When your unprepared ass steals from food and other resources from your neighbors and other people in your area.
I caught three hood rats in the middle of urban shopping my neighbor's house.
by RealRolexGuy March 18, 2020
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Window shopping

When you in a relationship but you talk about you like or admire someone else ore multiple people but you don’t try anything with them because your in a relationship
Cindy:oh he’s cute
Faith: don’t you have a boyfriend?
Cindy: I’m just window shopping
by $amizzle April 10, 2020
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Window shopping

When you’re in a relationship but you like or admire somebody else. You won’t do anything with the other person/people because your in a relationship.
Cindy:oh he’s cute
Faith:don’t you have a boyfriend?
Cindy: ummm....I’m just window shopping
by $amizzle April 10, 2020
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Screen shopping

Being bored as fuck any day, at school, quarantined or some other shit and screenshotting random clothes or items of instagram shops you know you cant buy because your too fucking broke
Lemme just go screen shopping for a second
by Thicc Toes 🦶🦶 April 10, 2020
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pajama shopping

Stress food shopping. When you go into the grocery store intending to buy wholesome foods like fresh vegetables, soup stock and yogurt, but you come to the register with nothing but comfort foods like pop-tarts, ice cream, and heavily sweetened cereal and soda pop. You might as well have gone to the store in your pajamas, hence, pajama shopping.
I was so disappointed in the Game of Thrones finale I found myself pajama shopping for pretzel cones and two boxes of bourbon truffle ice cream.
by Laughter On Water April 16, 2020
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pajama shopping

Stress food shopping. When you go into the grocery store intending to buy wholesome foods like fresh vegetables, soup stock and yogurt, but you come to the register with nothing but comfort foods like pop-tarts, ice cream, and heavily sweetened cereal and soda pop. You might as well have gone to the store in your pajamas, hence, pajama shopping.
I was so disappointed in the Game of Thrones finale I found myself pajama shopping for pretzel cones and two boxes of bourbon truffle ice cream.
by Laughter On Water April 16, 2020
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