Roman

The sexiest most thick man in existence

David:“I saw Roman the other day”
Cesar:”You mean the thickest sexiest fucking embodiment of lust that is Roman”

by Baby Huey213 November 30, 2021

Roman

A comedian, someone who cracks jokes for group cohesion. Is generally agreeable, albeit at his own expense.

Considered a "sad clown", humor is a Roman's way for social navigation, being his only way to cope with existential dread.

Not to be mistaken with "Romans" from the "Roman Empire".

Stop being a Roman, I know you're sad.

by Kurokenji November 22, 2021

Roman's

its a very small bistro in rialto. they only have tables for two. the light is always dimmed to create the illusion that time does not pass or does not exist for that matter. they play sweet and adagio trumpet instrumentals in a major key. their wine is the suavest, pasta from a pot straight out of heaven. the guests whisper here, a lot of secretive talking, everybody smiles. they say this place is so good you will feel real pain when you step outside.

Roman's is where the most honeyed lies are told. Their meals consist of only well-assorted ingredients. The prices are stiff, the bill rarely split.

by Krkič February 15, 2020

Greco Roman

greco roman is like actual 100% effort wrestling

if you did greco roman on someone in public you would have like 50 felonies

by robjohnsonbro June 9, 2021

Roman Makeover

Hurting someone’s face or head to the degree that Their face/head is covered in blood

I oughta give this weirdo a Roman makeover for the way he treated me and called me weird.

by YuOfTheNight May 4, 2022

Jace Roman Foster

Big green eyes, red hair, a striking appearance. Anyone could fall for him. But his connection with his bestest friend, Argie, is so strong that people have even shipped them.
A healer by nature, he'll listen to all your problems and help you through them. Everyone needs a Jace in their life.

(urban please post this ive seen way more specific ones. please i beg of you, this will make my year. i BEG of you)

Jace Roman Foster, i would die for you. I love you with all my being, please stay safe.

by Argie S. November 27, 2018

Roman

An annoying piece of sh*t and has many girlfriends. He is fake to teachers.

I hate Roman

by jemers December 16, 2019