religion

the act of shunning people who do not believe in your imaginary friends. and the act of doing irrational things for the sake of a seat in a place that doesn't actually exist

religion made him/her hurt their friend who didn't believe

by totallylegityaweh June 28, 2022

religion

Human superstition organised into a scam that ultimately does less harm than good.

Most religions tell you that killing your fellow Human is a bad idea because a wizard said so.

by itoldyouimnotanalien January 4, 2018

Religion

Rationalization for people with a relativity low IQ.

"Hey Joe, why do you like religion so much?"
"I love religion, because religion gives me a purpose!"

by łaco December 12, 2020

Happy Religion

A term used when you have no idea what a person celebrates holiday-wise. He or she may be hindu, chinese, or something you can't even recognize.

"Merry Christmas, Devin!"
"Uh, happy religion, Nimeshura!"

by DatGrass December 31, 2011

Found Religion

A person has suddenly become passionate or committed to something as if it were a religion.

"Dave used to waste money, but after having kids, he found religion about saving for the future."

by TheToesKnows August 12, 2025

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

Sexy Bois Religion

This is the official Religion for the Sexy Bois

Corpse: Damn Dude I look so good today

Corpse 2: Hell fuck yes you do

Corpse 3: Welcome in the Sexy Bois Religion

by squishy _octopus November 19, 2020