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Queefer Sutherland

When you have sex with a female for 24 hrs staright, that she lets out a queef so loud that lasts 24 min. People beguin to think its a bomb that they need to call Jack Bauer to come save the day.
At 5am there was a loud explosion heard by the airport, it turned out to be a Queefer Sutherland at the local Holiday Inn.
by OhhhhAlllll August 4, 2007
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Queefing

Does not necessarily result from intercourse - lack of muscle tone leads to this type of female fart. This also has been know to be a hobby for some folks in mastering the art of queefing.
As she was in the tub she found she could squirt water and air out of her pussy hole.
by Golden Pussy April 11, 2004
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Queef Lorraine

A dish best served moist. A cheesy, eggy tart with flaps of ham and a crusty base. Often served in finger buffets. Baking queef lorraine was a favourite past-time of housewives in the 1980s, and is seeing a resurgence in popularity today.
"Jane became frustrated with Arnold and served his slice of queef lorraine directly into his mouth."
by Lorraine Queef September 16, 2007
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queef

*makes sound*
k: what was that?
T: she had a queef
by gee wiz December 28, 2005
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Queef

1. A vaginal fart during intercourse, usually in the doggystyle position

2. A man who is rude, stupid and northern. May make up meeting famous people to make himself look better.
1. She queefed when I took her from behind.
2. Queef is going to meet Hugo Boss today
by JustCod March 15, 2013
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Queef Draft

Like a back draft only it happens when you are fucking a pussy and the friction is so intense, it causes a reverse Queef, ignites as you pull your shaft out and singes your pubic hair
I was barebacking my bitch with no lube and it caused a Queef Draft and gave me 2nd degree burns
by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014
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Queefery

The act of being a queef, or engaging in queefy behaviour. Engaging in flawed, peasantly behavior.
"Dude, must you persist with this obnoxious queefery?"
"Bro, I ask sincerely that you cease this engagement in flawless queefery."
"Well I must say, this is quite a display of queefery."
by Hadleyfartedonmyhead May 23, 2015
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