duh fact

when something is so obvious, if you say it someone will for sure respond with a "duh!"

stating the obvious aspects of a comment, trying to look self assured.
"after avoiding a friend of mine for weeks, she came out and asked me if i was avoiding her because i didn't like her...well, do i have to explain every duh fact in the universe?"
by F_j August 20, 2011
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Bames Fact

A Bames fact is when someone answers a question, or makes a statement with what they assume to be correct in a factual manner, when in fact it is completely false.

A Bames fact is commonly followed up with aggressive insistence, even when shown blatant disproof of the Bames fact.
Rarely upon disproof, a Bames fact can be followed up with wild theories as to how the receiver of the Bames fact is somehow at fault.
IE: "Dude I recorded the conversation, listen to it!" - "That must have came through your speakers wrong"
"Did you know that pizza originated in Asia?"
"idk man that sounds like a Bames fact"

"I heard somewhere that ----------"
"are you sure that isn't a Bames fact?
by Un0Wh0 April 24, 2021
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in fact

1. (law) Resulting from the actions of parties.
2. (modal) Actually, in truth
People think tomatoes are vegetables, but, in fact, they are fruits.
by dreemurrchara654 August 31, 2018
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Facts no hizzle

To have something be true without an ounce of bullshit
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“That was gross, facts no hizzle
by Alabamahotpocketlovee March 23, 2022
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