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“Definitely Matthew Butchard!”
“Hey don’t forget about his boyfriend Playboy (who will “steal ur girlfriend” with his man bun)!”
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by ccdr1324 July 25, 2023
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Man...I'm not normal lol. but i don't care
Just picture it: being bathed in a pool of oil, causing your entire body to glisten and soften before being wrapped up closely between a selection of other hot, moist fries; a sexy, beautiful woman individually holding you and allowing you to enter her perfect mouth; being inside said beautiful woman's throat, then stomach, heating her up from the inside out with your McDonalds fry warmth.
Man...I'm not normal lol. but i don't care
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