I hate that guy because he's a kyle
by Truth teller 69690 June 27, 2015
Kyle's are "men" near their 30's trapped in a world of teenage angst. They possess the features of Hercules but are too malnourished to show off their charm, therefore looking like a bobble head that you'd want to get intimate with. They are almost always broke, making their brothers take him on a date. Their diet consists of cigarettes and coffee and if they're lucky a one dollar beer. They are so poor, it makes all girls cry cause there aren't enough activities that will make the relationship last. Due to their lack of muscle and inability to gain some, they often surrender to their girlfriends and get beat up. Overall, Kyle's are very attractive but too weak to show the man that that is hidden deep under their skin.
Friend #1: Hey, how did last night go?
Friend #2: Horrible, I felt like a hippo cause his skinny little legs almost collapsed on me. He's a good kisser but I slapped him cause of his poor performance. He flung to the wall! Such a Kyle, hot but in reality not.
Friend #2: Horrible, I felt like a hippo cause his skinny little legs almost collapsed on me. He's a good kisser but I slapped him cause of his poor performance. He flung to the wall! Such a Kyle, hot but in reality not.
by angel94 December 07, 2013
A tall, dark, and handsome pedophile that lives in an isolated town with his other pedophillic pals. Kyle is a dope ass bitch who don't take no shit from nobody. Kyle works for a party rental company and steals ice from fire departments. Kyle rocks black asics and sexy cargo shorts. Kyle wears an opening day yankees shirt, but he has never been to a game. His brother not only looks like a monkey, but he also performs anal on their offspring. Kyle has beautiful blue eyes and small pectorals. Everyone wants to be like him.
by kylehottie3245pedobear July 21, 2013
The ultimite dog slayer, would stir fry a dogs anus and deep throught that shit without hesitation. He will kill around 189 dogs in his lifetime. Any sibling of his makes him horny. Kyle is the EXACT DEFINITION of a faggot. A kyle would where beats to raise his self esteem but makes him look more like a faggot.
by Fuss May 15, 2019
Kyle is a fat fuck, he is a waste of air, he should just go to China and get his life sucked into a machine. he is so fat he eats all the starbursts on the planet. he is also a meth head and does a lot of other drugs. he will also eat you if he has the chance.
by bigjose November 23, 2018
An incredibly gay person!
by Sir. Judge-a-lot December 07, 2017
A girl with striking eyes and a beautiful smile. She is gorgeous, but some people are to blinded by jealousy to see it. Most people find her extremely likable. She tries to be kind all the time, but sometimes fails without realizing it. A lot of people also find her hilarious- she doesn't even try though. Her friends love her so much, and she loves them back. She wants a boy to love her, but her relationships never last long. She isn't athletic, but skinny while still eating tons! She is very talented with music but always fails with drawing. Overall, she is beautiful, funny, strivingly kind, talented, and caring.
That girl over there just tripped and I laughed but she smiled with her amazing eyes anyway so my heart warmed- what a Kyle!
by urbandictionary5446 June 11, 2012