by Dom's shiny booty cheeks October 29, 2020

Someone so large, they defy the laws of gravity. The equivalent to the mass of Jupiter, They can break through the earth's core and create a black hole.
"Damn, that gelatinous jello block of a man has the Mass of Jerry! I can feel his pull from the opposite pole of earth."
by bigfattesticles January 5, 2025

A big ape old man who likes to yell at kids at Pinon Mesa Middle School in Phelan, California. Most kids are afraid of him.
by SHAMROCKSHAKE July 14, 2022

Someone with super powers and ability to influence people to do what they want. A force, wind, beauty, power, and intelligence.
by Sneak name June 3, 2021

Jerry lofton is the most hard headed man ever, but He loves you with all his heart but tries to hide it. He is very shy and extremely hot! He’s an animal lover, and acts like a little kid when he’s gets comfortable. He’s super loyal and has great work ethic. He loves trucks and video games too. All around a great guy with a big heart. Lofton is so perfect!
Jerry Lofton: the most perfect guy ever!
Omg he’s so handsome that must be a lofton!
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by Hlharper05 January 14, 2024

The most ruthless guy you know when he gets drunk he turn to Floyd mayweather and will beat anybody a** just don’t mess with this guy can get any girl he want without the need to try very intelligent, and has great personality
by Most craxy July 28, 2021

The gayest person ever. He calls everyone else gay when he is as gay as a rainbow. The only people he talks to are girls because he is into boys.
by Jerry Li sucks dick December 11, 2019
