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fortnite

a game that sucks life out of 9 year old human males and also sucks their parents money out of their credit cards.
9 year old: oh look i got a victory royal in fortnite
busybody else: no one cares.
by gnillort fo retsam eht November 19, 2018
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a game played by little kids

the game is also played gay 30 year old virgins who have never seen a puss,ass,or titty in their life
dont go near him, he plays fortnite
by mr.hakerman October 14, 2020
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35 year old sweaty father that don't pay their child support and lives alone for 3 days playing fortnite
This fortnite guy is a fag he killed me
by Fortniteisabitch May 6, 2018
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A game that causes guys to loose their damn girlfriends because they are so fucken caught up in their game they don’t realize their shawtys ain’t getting attention and that fortnite is getting more love than them
Aye he lost his girlfriend because of fortnite !
by ortegahoes June 16, 2018
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its a game. Tbh im not gonna deny that fortnite is a shit game, however not all people who play it are virgins. I like both games.
person 1: Wanna play fortnite?
person 2: LoL No ThAnKS iM gOnNa PlAy SoMe RoBlOx
by HandOverTheBeans December 21, 2018
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A highly contagious disease that is spread through a game where 9 year olds get into massive trouble for playing past their bed time of 7pm.

Causes: playing fortnite every day

Symptoms: toxicity, raging, gayness, may lead to the player losing friends or girlfriends, can lead to another disease called ligma.

Prevention: abortion
I see a kid, hes a bot, I'm ramping up *intense, loud keyboard sounds* hes 1hp I'm downed. How you bot your trash at fortnite how didn't you kill him 1v1 me I'll smash you.
by Matty135749 August 11, 2020
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Fortnite:

/ˈfɔ tnʌɪt/
noun: A type of cancer, mostly caused by playing the online game "Fortnite". Fortnite is a cancer mostly appearing in 12 year old children and of course in other people of all ages, an alternate cancer which is very similar to Fortnite is Ligma. Something puzzling for scientists is how parents are not realizing that their children are diagnosed with a deadly cancer.
Mother: Doctor, my son has Fortnite!

Doctor: Calm down, ma'am, but this may be fatal.
by complete.sheenery January 25, 2019
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