eddy offbeat

hits different

late night talks at 3am...eddy offbeat!!!!

by blossom423 July 8, 2021

Eddie

Has a massive elephant trunk as a penis and is amazingly funny. He is also extremely sexy;)

Girl1: Guess who I just slept with!!
Girl2: OMG!! WHO??!!
Girl1: EDDIE!!!!!!
Girl2: OMG!!! SO LUCKKKKKKYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

by PUSSY_D3STROY3R_69 June 25, 2022

eddie

eddie is the best person in the world. despite his autistic tendencies, he is the loveliest and most perfect person ever, and, no matter who he is to you, he is literally amazing.

ive never met anyone like eddie, but if you do, you'll just wanna spend time with him like loads, and have horrendous withdrawal when you're not together, and most likely die. but its okay, cuz you have an eddie dude‼️

"this songs so good, i wish eddie was here right now"

by lijey🗣️ December 29, 2023

Ed, Edd n Eddy flipping

Smoking salvia on the peak of MDMA.

"Bro I feel like my dick fell off when I was Ed, Edd n Eddy Flipping. The only thing I could see was just the eyes, every part of a person's body was composed of their eyes. And my fuck ass friend Malone was asking me what it felt like when I couldn't even move."

by Ketaman April 9, 2025

Eddie's Special

While performing the rusty trombone, the scrotum goes on the upper deck, like they're zyn pouches.

Got surprised with Eddie's special last night.

This dirty biracial hooker put my nuts in her mouth and then in her upper lip while giving me the rusty trombone.

Now she wants to charge me for them, saying the first one is always free.

by Half/Laff August 12, 2024

Marc and eddie

They are the most softest people in the world they are bitches and pull no hoes they get jumped and try to act hard there just a bunch off pussies

It’s the pussies Marc and Eddie again

by Marfcccccc November 13, 2020

eddie

a guy with a stache

did you meet eddie yesterday?

yeah, was he the guy with the mustache?

by anonymous December 28, 2021