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Duke

Duke is real, and he's real-ly gonna break you vertebral column if you write his name without the uppercase, and he's also called The Duke. Duke is also peace, and Duke is also love, but he ain't Shrek, but Duke can also be war, sometime. Duke is not a "love" position, neither a peaceful one , but Duke has to be respected, 'cuz he's also the king of Torn City.

Example:
Potato guy: Hey! I just looted a fedora on duke!

Me: YOU POOR FOOL, IMBECILE THAT YOU ARE FOR WRITING DUKE ONLY IN LOWERCASES, DIDN'T YOU SEE YOUR ERROR?!

Potato man: Bu- But..But how? How can I know how I write it?

Me: LIKE THIS: "DUKE", ISN'T IT OBVIOUS ENOUGH?!? YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED FOR NOT RESPECTING THE METTLE OF THE GREAT DUKE!! >:(

Brown/Beige vegetable developed male human: But it's all uppercases!! How can I see "duke" through this tarnation of a text?!

Mii: WRONG NAME!! BE HAPPY, YOU'RE THE 1836TH TO SEE THE DEPTHS OF YOUR OWN ASS
by FunGun53 December 17, 2019
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Duke

the hottest man you will ever come in contact with. He has the most amazing smile, a great lifeguard and hot asf. He has abs for days and I am in love with him. He is a great surfer and so kind and amazing and VERY HOT. He does flips and does great pushups. My very first love.
Person 1: Look its Duke
Person 2: Hes so fine
by iluvlifegaurds August 16, 2021
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Duke

The number 1 cause in people's brackets getting messed up because they always choke against lower seeds
How did Duke lose against number 7 seed South Carolina?
I don't they always choke
by Jakob and Dubs March 23, 2017
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Duke

by Tom Dumb February 11, 2024
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Duke

What a duke
by Rjrj November 30, 2019
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Duke

A faggot bitch that gets no bitches but claims he does and gets no play what so ever and he has a small penis
Person 1:Yo can I invite duke to the party

Person 2:No that nigga gets no bitches
by Penislicker2000 October 23, 2022
mugGet the Dukemug.

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