cougar week

A special week starting April 2nd each year ending on April 9th celebrating the woman who have married younger men.

Happy Cougar week to all the women out there who have married younger men!

by All_BizTormentor Adam April 6, 2023

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show cougar

Much better than your standard cougar. A show cougar is one that must always be kept on a leash when in a public setting. Not only does it prevent the cougar from escaping, it allows you to gently tug the chain and whisper "easy there show cougar" whenever she is getting a bit too frisky.

Bro that Josie chick is a total show cougar. You better get the leashes on her before somebody else does.

by Foodst4mp April 12, 2023

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Cougar

Lauren's mum

Lauren's mum is such a cougar she invited me to sleep in her bed

by Wuglas April 13, 2023

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Cougar Bait

1: A young individual, typically male, considered in his prime, whom will intentionally seek out locations highly frequently by older women, in hope to get swiped up by a carnivorous cougar, with a craving for fresh meat.

Tldr: Milf hunters. Boy Bimbos, Himbos in fact.
(See Milf, or Himbo...)

At a work holiday party:
Person one: "ANON is totally Cougar Bait. Just look at him over there!"
Person two: "I know, no shame at all!"
Anon who is currently having the time of his life: "Oh damn Sharlene, that must be so hard having to be a housewife, and taking care of 4 teenagers while your husband is out drinking with his friends, you should totally get a divorce-"

by KandovanyKocicka December 5, 2023

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