christopher a garcia

Dumb mothefucker who says bop means head.dumbassretarded
by IQUQQ April 25, 2019
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christopher parah

Christopher parah is more of a verb than a pronoun. It's some thing that can make your heart swell and adrenaline sure, but if your not careful you will become addicted. So smart sexy and kind.... I love him and always will
I really want to christopher parah today! I love the way I feel when I do!
by SNMonelove April 20, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens whonare addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
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Christopher Columbused

To stumble upon someone's property and taking it without permission.
"I stumbled upon someone's property and I Christopher Columbused it".
by Decolonized December 09, 2021
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Christopher Quick

I’m gonna Christopher Quick
by Cum6969 September 25, 2022
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Christopher Columbus

When you go to the bathroom in another department at work to leave the vilest shit possible.
I had to go over to General Assembly to get some parts and Christopher Columbus'd while I was there.
by Kemo_the_Clown June 03, 2022
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Christopher Columbus

When you take a shit and leave it for the next person to discover it
I had to poop so bad in the Waffle House. When I walked in there was a Christopher Columbus starring at me!
by Dark star August 20, 2023
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