jacking yourself off

a. the act of consciously being in denial in order to
maintain a positive outlook.
Thinking happy thoughts.

Dude, she's in vegas with her X. If you don't think she's sucking him off right now; you're just jacking yourself off.

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Savannah Finger Yourself

When a Savannah Begining with the last name of 'M OR R' fingers herself.
Most Tom's or Richards or Garrys want to finger her.

She does it 3 to 4 times a day.
Most Savannah's do it.
If you know a Savannah that doesnt. Finsger her or tell her to contact me at: 045968449.
Woah its a Savannah

How many times do you think she fingers herself?

I dunno but shes pretty Hot.

Savannah Finger Yourself Now.

Okay.
by Just helping Mark December 14, 2010
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go fuck yourself

If you need to look this up, you should try this sometime.
Tony: Go fuck yourself Steve, not my girlfriend!
Steve: What does go fuck yourself mean?
Tony: Do it douchebag.
by That_guy_over_there_42 July 11, 2014
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What follows if you have a 9 Day Shit Fart
Don't have a 9 Day Shit Fart, you'll end up Farting Yourself Into Oblivion
by Anon0500 March 03, 2020
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The "Fuck Yourself" Roast

This is the roast you use when you want someone to go fuck themselves and get lost. The roast goes like this, "Insert name here has a mirror in their pants, because the only person he/she sees in them is himself/herself."
Greg: "What's up, punk! Give me your lunch money!"
Me: .: To My Friends :. "I'm gonna burn him with The "Fuck Yourself" Roast."

"Greg has a mirror in his pants, cuz' the only person he sees in them is him!"
by Bullyimmunebitch May 11, 2020
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fetty wappin yourself

When your smoking a blunt and it down to the stinger.... you take your hit and some smoke gets in one eye so you can’t see outta it. You have fetty wapped yourself.
Your fetty wappin yourself
by I’m That Bitch December 13, 2017
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Go Trump Yourself!

When your real competion is yourself.....
GO TRUMP YOURSELF!!!!

As is trump, to trimuph over.
by King Zero owner of da Universe September 23, 2023
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