His legs have gone

Said of an ageing footballer to mock their lack of pace or just general washedness

"His legs have gone" - Jamie Carragher, talking about Casemiro at Manchester United

by Untar la Manteca February 22, 2025

Bag gone flu

When the party is over and you wake up sick, broke, with nothing left until payday and jones or become irritable.

Don't mind Bob, He's got the bag gone flu.

by Chief Floppydisk August 15, 2015

gone off chicken curry

When you leave chicken curry out for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off chicken curry tastes like cat food.

by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

Gone broccoli

A chat that kicks off on-topic but soon explodes into wild offshoots, sprouting random, flowering tangents here and there, much like an overgrown broccoli. Originally intended as a focused discussion, it turns into a labyrinth of unrelated digressions.

"We started talking about the project budget, but it's quickly gone broccoli, flowering into a debate about the best office coffee."

by Grandparenting May 20, 2024

CUM-GONE-HARD

Cum in ice cube tray let it freeze and wait until she sleeps and place the cum cubes on her eyes and sing 'COME ON TO ME' by Paul McCartney.

Cum-gone-hard

by anonymous February 9, 2024

Dates gone mild

1. When the events of the day have turned from sizzling to mild.

2. When your dating partner doesn't vibe right

1. After the gym I messaged my booty call and she came over; therefore my dates has gone mild.

2. My dates gone mild when the booty call had an important meeting to attend to, so we didn't have time for round two.

3. That broad shared her onlyfans with me, it's safe to say my dates gone mild.

by RobbinRich May 3, 2022

gone off lemon juice

When you leave lemon juice out too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off lemon juice tastes like acid.

by Debskelly1985 March 31, 2023