wetard and small shimp dik bouy he luv dat dik. he swallow dik all day man he luv dat shit. he try to get dem gil but he to ugly to get a girl. plus he gay af.
nobody:
Alex: WHo got da biggest dik?
by Idontuserealword January 9, 2020
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A full fuck boy with a micropenis (confirmed). He reeks of rapey vibes and also cheats on his girlfriend and then lies about it. He is actually garbage, but has a really nice body so I guess he has that going for him. Get's turned on by girls being rude to the waiters/waitress.
Alex, what's your turn on?
Alex: I like when girl's are bitches.
by keighd March 8, 2018
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I person that may be a boy or girl. They are usually very high strung and tough
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they're one dumbass
wait, are you friends with alex ?
yeah i know. he's a dumbass
by wo_deathiscool November 23, 2019
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Alex is one of the best people you will ever meet. He doesn’t trust easily but if you brake his trust you will never get it back. Alex is the sweetest guy ever and he definitely knows how to make you laugh. The most loyal and honest guy you’ll ever come across. He will be your best friend and the love of your life. You will never want to lose Alex.
I love Alex.
Alex means the world to me.
Alex is the best person ever.
by Ogleiymson October 20, 2017
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only and Alex would say that.
by Fishing God May 21, 2019
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A disease that drives people insane. The person suffering Alex are known to lose their neurons and gain noueurons making them overreacting to bad jokes and make them feel an uncontrollable desire to make unfunny and dark-jokes over any situation.

Another sign of this disease is the multiple personalities that the infected person might have.

Alex is incurable and people infected with this might suffer uncontrollable laughter at bad jokes and multiple personalities
- Person dies
- Why is he laughing?
- He's suffering of Alex.

- Have you heard about Person? He got diagnosed with Alex.

- Alex got inside Person
by definitely_not_alex_i_swear November 27, 2019
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