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catch 2020 

When something is three times as hard or takes three times as long as it should. A condition affecting all aspects of life since 11:59 PM, December 31, 2019.
I thought my battery died, but the jump wouldn't take. Had it towed, and turns out I need a new alternator. I can't afford that shit. I've been out of work for three months.
Catch 2020, man. Catch 2020.
catch 2020 by spider14 June 18, 2020

December 12, 2020 

National Kiss Your Partner Day
It’s December 12, 2020, so what do you say?

May 26th 2020 

The Day George Floyd a 46 year old man was killed by derek chauvin because derek chauvin wouldn't get off his neck
May 26th 2020 was a Tragic day.
May 26th 2020 by DumbassLib June 4, 2020

16th November 2020 

L'Mansburg day. A celebration of the war between dream and the citizens of pogtopia/ l'mandsburg resulting in the betrayal of techno blade and the exploding of the state. With a new president and the sun rising, l'manburg was reborn, but with the past in mind.
Did you hear about the war of l'mansburg on the 16th November 2020?

No because I'm lame.

That's just so 2020! 

"That's just so 2020!" I propose this phrase enter the lexicon - not as in "This is so 20th century!" meaning "retro" or "old fashioned," but as one friend, M.A., said, "Do you mean that it's like all the other wild crap that has happened this year? As in, 'Get in line, Whale, your issue is not special.'"? Yes, that. Exactly that.
"A humpback whale took a wrong turn in Australia and ended up in crocodile-infested waters? That's just so 2020!"
That's just so 2020! by HJ-Tex September 14, 2020

List of people who will survive 2020 

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List of people who will survive 2020: