Puss Penis

Having a pimple on your penis

"Hey man why do you always spend so much time in the bathroom"
"Oh sorry, I've just got a Puss Penis

by Aj3900 February 15, 2017

ASL Penis

An American Sign Language Penis.

Bob: ASL Penis is a Scrabble word.

by meowthekitty321 July 11, 2023

Penis

a godly thing brandished by men

Damn, his penis is soo big!

by 4380384 December 8, 2020

Penis

Fat fucking dick

Yo Colby your penis is fucking huge

by nationality March 31, 2022

Penis Posse

A group of men that like to hang out and have group sex

He Ralph, do you want to hang out with the Penis Posse tonight?

by Zinrn March 21, 2019

penis and pot

The two things in this world that guarantee eternal happiness.

My life was shitty. Now, it's perfect. I'm rich and loving life all because of penis and pot!

by Penelope the Pasquinian December 2, 2017

Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.

Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.

by Dr. Numbutt Sphincterstein March 7, 2023