pteradactyl penis

massive schlong could be black

that monkey has a pteradactyl penis.

by buffalo penis November 9, 2022

penis butter

the butter you make from penis milk.

i put some penis butter on my toast this morning.

by starymars June 17, 2020

inverted penis

A penis that looks like a vagina

Do you have an inverted penis?

by AMatureMan May 26, 2024

Penis

When you have nothing else to say.

"What is the Pythagorean theorem class"
"Penis"

by ManDoudBruh April 30, 2021

my long penis

A huge sausage thing boys have you can suck it, lick it, and kiss it

Boys: yo boys night is gonna be awesome you gonna take out your penis again?

Me:my long penis? Yes sir you should suck it this time

by unknowns <33 January 5, 2023

Penis

A penis is an object near the asshole!

I HAVE A FUCKING HUGE PENIS MY GUY!

by BADBOIBOT July 5, 2020

Penis

A magical sword

Person 1: how was the war?

Person 2: great, my favorite weapon was the penis

by Notlegacey January 21, 2017