When a gay person puts a bag full of cum over your head and u have to eat all the cum to have the bag lifted off of you.
by ThickDihDaddy772 June 21, 2025
Get the Fag Baggedmug. 
by Sunflower555 December 20, 2023
Get the Scrag Bagmug. A human being who commits an atrocity such as stealing someone's life work and calling it their own. These douche bags tend to laugh at others misfortunes, or even worse, create the others misfortunes. It is often that douche bags steal from others that are not well known, but brilliant minds, who end up dying alone and talking to a laser beam pigeon in the mean time.
Edison: Hey, ah, Tesla, you're pretty smart, right?
Tesla: Yeah, I guess.
Edison: I'll pay you the equivalency of 1 million dollars if you fix my fucked up DC generators and motors.
Tesla agrees and does all of the work
Tesla: Done
Edison: HAHAHA TESLA YOU DON'T AMERICAN HUMOR YOU FOREIGN FUCK.
Tesla: .... douche bag.
Tesla: Yeah, I guess.
Edison: I'll pay you the equivalency of 1 million dollars if you fix my fucked up DC generators and motors.
Tesla agrees and does all of the work
Tesla: Done
Edison: HAHAHA TESLA YOU DON'T AMERICAN HUMOR YOU FOREIGN FUCK.
Tesla: .... douche bag.
by nakedsarah May 8, 2013
Get the douche bagmug. When a woman's natural breasts are so big that when she lays flat on her back they fall under her armpits.
by SirEnglebertHumperdink March 18, 2017
Get the Bag Pipesmug. A douche bag is a man who has a very high, undeserved, self esteem and confidence. Typically, douche bags also have a high opinion of their personal apperance, whether it is deserved, or not. (Inspired by Family Guy).
1. A dumb woman says "I hope I can smooch a cute Douche Bag in this night club tonight". (Source: Occupation Double, reality tv show.)
2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
by Bob Gratton 69 December 1, 2022
Get the Douche bagmug. 1. plenty of.
2. one's particular interest or taste.
3. a woman, especially an older one, perceived as unpleasant or unattractive.
4. a base.
5. fit (a patient) with an oxygen mask or other respiratory aid.
6. quit; give up on.
2. one's particular interest or taste.
3. a woman, especially an older one, perceived as unpleasant or unattractive.
4. a base.
5. fit (a patient) with an oxygen mask or other respiratory aid.
6. quit; give up on.
1. "I had bags of energy"
2. Jazz music is really my bag; I can't get enough of it.
3. Despite her wealth, the neighbors often whispered that she was a bit of a bag, due to her sharp tongue and unfriendly demeanor.
4. "She secured the bag by finishing the project ahead of schedule and impressing her boss."
5. The paramedics had to bag the patient immediately to ensure they received enough oxygen during the emergency.
6. "it was a drag to be in the ninth grade at 17, so he bagged it"
2. Jazz music is really my bag; I can't get enough of it.
3. Despite her wealth, the neighbors often whispered that she was a bit of a bag, due to her sharp tongue and unfriendly demeanor.
4. "She secured the bag by finishing the project ahead of schedule and impressing her boss."
5. The paramedics had to bag the patient immediately to ensure they received enough oxygen during the emergency.
6. "it was a drag to be in the ninth grade at 17, so he bagged it"
by Arminkshipper January 19, 2025
Get the bagmug.