Friends

Person: Hey, let's be friends!
You: But I'm a person who doesn't have any personality, humour, charm or wit to even satisfy or make anyone laugh, how are we supposed to be friends?
Person: Don't worry, I don't exist.

by Idris the Sexy January 20, 2021

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National fuck your friends day

national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.

(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.

overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.

by sexytime696969696969 June 26, 2021

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Friends with exceptions

When friends make an exception from a normally “friendly relationship” to a “friends with benefits” like relationship for a limited period of time. They both consent that it will only last for that period of time, and afterwards they go back to being normal friends.

Friends with exceptions describes Anne’s relationship with her boss.

by Norwegian Education February 27, 2020

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SLAP YOUR SMALLER FRIEND DAY

Every day between the 2nd-6th of February is slap your shorter friend day (SYSFD)

I can't wait for Slap Your Smaller Friend Day

by Twopeice February 1, 2023

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band friend

Friend that is in band.

The relationship works the same way as a friend's does, but they are in band.

Colorguarder: My band friend said there was no practice tonight. Is that true?
Colorguarder #2: Oh yeah, I've talked to all my band friends and they've said the same thing.

by ☆〜（ゝ。∂） January 16, 2016

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