One-sided Lemon

A sexual act in which an individual places a half of a lemon on the receiving partner’s anus. The giver of the Lemon squeezes and twists the lemon until the recipient experiences a very painful but also profound burning sensation within the anus and rectum. Afterwards the person on the giving end sticks his/her tongue deep within the anus of the recipient and slurps up accumulated lemon juice, aka the “lemonade”

Maddi wanted to do a one-sided lemon with Eliza, but they only had oranges and grapefruits.

by Madsux May 29, 2018

One girlitus

When a person falls in love with a girl and thinks she is the only one for him/her.

"Wow, Robert has a horrible case of one girlitus! ""Yea, he needs to remember that girls aren't special but just warm wet holed to dump your sperm in"

by IHaveOneGirlitus April 24, 2018

One Thousand-Eleventy-One

A sexual maneuver where a man and woman are partaking in casual missionary sex, and another man is anally penetrating the man that is currently in the missionary position. A second female then mounts the face of the first female, and gets cunnilingus performed on her.

“Bro, did you see that porno where they one thousand-eleventy-oned? It was epic.”

by Krispy Bizkut May 30, 2018

One hell of a butler

The catchphrase of one of the most majestic anime hotties evah~
♤Sebasuchan Mikaerisu♤

You see, I'm simply one hell of a butler.

by YumikuriIzCannonMadaFuka April 28, 2018

Mystery Unknown One

Mystery Unknown One, it's a term used for people disguised as an unknown one, and are a mystery for people. It's also used to tag people who never talk about their selves. It's also a name for a Tf2 Server Community's Admin; The name of the community is AoDRP, he gets bullied by spamming Tatsumaki's Rep commands.

???: *walks through the city*
People: Oh, he is mysterious.....
Dick Skinner: Nah he is just Mystery, an AoDRP Admin. His name is Mystery Unknown One, a good admin tbh.

by JustFabby May 12, 2018

take one of the captain

1. Taking a picture of your dick or asking someone else to. Often said or requested when someone is already taking a picture.

2. Snapping a dick pic

1. She's so thirsty , I'm gonna take one of the captain .

2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.

Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)

Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too

Girlfriend: Deal!

by PlasmaPony June 8, 2018

Dropping a dank one

To drop a DAWG ASS shit. Smells SUPER dank. Thus, dropping a dank one.

Megan: Yo bro, who the FUCK is dropping a dank one?
*fan left on for over 3 days to drain out the smell* (no point being that it is too DANK.)

by Dankdropper101 May 14, 2018