The act, first demonstrated by colonists arriving in 1620 to the New England region, involved the stuffing of the pulp and seeds, found in pumpkins, into both the vaginal canal and rectum of women to block evil spirits thought to attack a woman's womb, beginning on the night of October 28th.
After a fortnight, children were assigned to a woman of the village and would slowly begin to remove bits of the pulp and seeds, little by little, from both her rectum and vaginal canal. Upon the child removing all of the pumpkin pulp from both cavities, which was a rather tedious, but, overall, engaging event for the whole onlooking village, they'd yell out the emphatic line in their triumph.
'Thou holes may be foul and rich in ferment, but no evil spirit shall have my newly claimed festive bit of nourishment! Whether sweet or sour, if it takes me more than an hour, no seeds there shall be, as you can now see, two gaping holes abound, we can now share in glee, feast we will on the plunder, evil spirits have met their thunder.'
So, 'doing the pumpkins' referred to a lovely gathering and seasonal time of fellowship, the first known reference of a DP, a rather ironic deviance from traditional Puritan values of chastity, loyalty, and resisting temptations of the flesh, as well as the embracing of food fetishes and butt play.
After a fortnight, children were assigned to a woman of the village and would slowly begin to remove bits of the pulp and seeds, little by little, from both her rectum and vaginal canal. Upon the child removing all of the pumpkin pulp from both cavities, which was a rather tedious, but, overall, engaging event for the whole onlooking village, they'd yell out the emphatic line in their triumph.
'Thou holes may be foul and rich in ferment, but no evil spirit shall have my newly claimed festive bit of nourishment! Whether sweet or sour, if it takes me more than an hour, no seeds there shall be, as you can now see, two gaping holes abound, we can now share in glee, feast we will on the plunder, evil spirits have met their thunder.'
So, 'doing the pumpkins' referred to a lovely gathering and seasonal time of fellowship, the first known reference of a DP, a rather ironic deviance from traditional Puritan values of chastity, loyalty, and resisting temptations of the flesh, as well as the embracing of food fetishes and butt play.
In one month's time, we will be once again 'doing the pumpkins' and having such a joyous time together as we ban the evil spirits with each little pulp string and seed we find, no matter how deep or rank. Autumn is here!
When I'm doing my pumpkins, I wonder if it's the lady Catherine Hawthorne that I'll get to double stuff. She won the Scarlet Number pageant this year. I heard that her parts will make a pumpkin meal especially putrid and easy to remove. What is gone in longer searching, becomes a rich, liquid gold, with the aroma of stale muskox urine.
When I'm doing my pumpkins, I wonder if it's the lady Catherine Hawthorne that I'll get to double stuff. She won the Scarlet Number pageant this year. I heard that her parts will make a pumpkin meal especially putrid and easy to remove. What is gone in longer searching, becomes a rich, liquid gold, with the aroma of stale muskox urine.
by ChileanSeaBass2023 October 13, 2023
Get the Doing the pumpkinsmug. I can't sleep
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Im nervous
Are you awake
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Are
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Im so gonna do a joy
Coz i have nothing to do but watch tv for another three hours
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doing a joy
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Im nervous
Are you awake
?
Are
You
Awake
Im so gonna do a joy
Coz i have nothing to do but watch tv for another three hours
And message you
You
Know
doing a joy
by not really ethan December 31, 2012
Get the doing a joymug. When you boastfully mention something around a group of friends and make them look bad to impress a female.
Max: i drive a really nice up to date american car that i bought for $30,000
Sierra: oh i bet its fast
Max: yea and its nothing like adans car which is 20 years old and the AC doesnt work
Adan: why u doing a nhat ? Why u mentioning my car ?
Sierra: oh i bet its fast
Max: yea and its nothing like adans car which is 20 years old and the AC doesnt work
Adan: why u doing a nhat ? Why u mentioning my car ?
by Kreed yui January 8, 2022
Get the Doing a nhatmug. Do-hicky (doo-hikey) a redneck word to describe something that you don't have the correct terminology to define.
Had me that do-hicky over there.
by Alumnibarpatron February 16, 2024
Get the Do-hickymug. A phrase mostly said by a good friend of mine that has a crush on someone who’s code name is “cloud”
by carranza6520 May 3, 2022
Get the Why do I like cloud so much?mug. It's when you choke somebody out with the intention to show what Trevor did to you when you were a child.
Doing a Trevor -
Person 1: "Let me show what Tervor did"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: takes person 2 a headlock and chokes violently.
Person 1: "Let me show what Tervor did"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: takes person 2 a headlock and chokes violently.
by anonymous September 28, 2021
Get the Doing a Trevormug. by FullySickDato April 20, 2020
Get the doing a henrymug.