Jack heafford

The most washed Bottlejob of a guy, on the decline, an absolute shambles of a nax guy.
Jack heafford is a state
by GoatMf February 14, 2023
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The American Jack-O-Lantern

On the night of All Hallows Eve, the male proceeds to thrust a carved pumpkin onto his partners, male or female, head while participating in the act of sexual intercourse. While the male performs these tasks he must yell out "Trick or Treat."
I can't wait for halloween this year, Pat promised to give me The American Jack-O-Lantern.
by 4B16 April 09, 2011
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Jack Porter

a bully to MK. Jack Porter throws basketballs at Beatrice Toaster, and swings his elbows at Krostan. Despite this, Jack Porter still remains to be an excellent queen! Jack Porter does NOT satisfy his wife Graco.
MK: Jack Porter whips me everyday in the hallway.

Person 2: Omg! That is so rude! He’s still a queen tho!
by young gen c November 05, 2019
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Meter Jacking

Meter jacking is when someone leaves a parking spot before the parking meter runs out so you park there until it expires
David: If you want Polito's we gotta park down the street
Henry: Bro just see if we can start meter jacking out front. It'll only take a couple minutes
by Yung Lazlo June 29, 2018
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Jack Borrett

Jack Borrett is a strange type of specimen.
*Son leaves sock on living room floor*
Dan: "Son, you're being such a Jack Borrett"
by TomYoung October 09, 2022
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Dirty jack d

When Jack Doherthy has hardcore sex with his friends Oisin and Jakub in the Abbey toilets
They had a dirty jack d in the bathroom today during lunch.
by jack d tho 🥵 June 18, 2021
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Jack fagan

the most pussiest kid on this planet. a kid no one likes and he is the definition of a little bitch. He gets bitched by people younger than him and he is so ugly.
by bottylicker3000 January 30, 2020
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