Best friend

A best friend is a person you fuck.

John: Yo David we had some good interactional sex
David: I know Daddy, You give the best head ever
Best friend

by Josval2 December 18, 2019

National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!

You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023

non-flakey friend

Someone who doesn't flake on you when you make plans with them. These people aren't pussys

I wish Kenny and Seth were non-flakey friends. They never follow through with fun stuff.

by Flakescantbetamed February 22, 2017

Phone a friend Parent

when a parent knows very little about their child and needs to constantly/frequently ask questions for info.

They are definitely the phone a friend parent, they don’t know much about their own child..

by FloppyMonster March 30, 2025

Impossible Friends

The bestest play ever, written by the bestest playwrights ever. It’s a thriller and a comedy and a heartwarming story. YAY

Eliana: omg we must see this new blockbuster

MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century

Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them

by dreamymimi August 9, 2024

Bad friend

1. A bad friend is when him/her ditches you for a boyfriend/girlfriend. Even if they dated for 3 years, you always stick with your bestfriend. 2. Someone who dates your ex or likes someone you like. 3. If they don’t not stick up for you drop em they’re not worth your time.

Me- “People are being rude to me are you going to stick up for me?” Bestfriend- “No I don’t want to he is my boyfriend”. Me- you’re sick a bad friend .

by _EllieGrandes_X February 4, 2019

Special friends

“special friend” is a an alternate term for a significant other.

Reece takes full credit for the invention of this term with minor inspiration from Ernilicious

Guy: hey bro is she your girlfriend?
Other guy: we prefer the term “special friend”

Special friends

by SteelRain0341 May 2, 2022